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Thursday, December 29, 2011

AJK Jadual: Susahnya Kerja Ni!!

Buat waktu jadual seluruh untuk sekolah warga memang memeningkan. 
Otak berkecamuk dah mula.
Nak macam mana buat keluar AJK Jadual daripada ni?
Argh!!

Cakap pun dah terabur. LOL
Kalau ada sesiapa yang komen pasal susunan jadual, siap la korang. Aku suruh korang gantikan aku dalam AJK ni. Seriously!

Nasib baik ahli-ahli lain sangat baik dan bertimbang rasa.

Macam ni la rasanya masa Jason dengan Kong Mee Yoke atur jadual dulu SMK Kapit 2 dulu kot?.  Tapi rasanya yang aku alami lebih susah sebab kena manually susun-atur aliran kelas untuk pastikan cikgu-cikgi tak terkejar-kejar bertukar dari kelas ke kelas. Masa Kapit 2 dulu senang sikit, rekabentuk futuristik (cewah) sekolah aku yang dulu membuatkan tak sampai 3 minit untuk pertukaran kelas. Jadi susun-atur aliran kelas tak pernah jadi masalah.

Hmm.. Cabaran!!!!






Tuesday, December 27, 2011

18 Hari Yang Menyeksakan

18 hari lepas aku berada dalam keadaan yang sangat menyeksakan jiwa raga. Aku kena skin allergy yang sangat teruk. Pergi klinik dua-tiga kali tapi Doktor masih salah diagnose. Mula-mula ingatkan gatal-gatal biasa lepas tu ingat early stage measles,  tapi dia naik syeikh jadi macam ni:




 WARNING!! Unpleasant Picture Ahead!!




 WARNING!! Unpleasant Picture Ahead!!



 
 WARNING!! Unpleasant Picture Ahead!!






Kawan aku cakap aku kena herpes sebab <masukkan kegiatan tak bermoral>.. Bangang tol!
Aku memang ada allergy, tak boleh makan geragau, shrimp dan lain-lain makanan laut yang murah. (PEACE). Hahaha macam hampeh je. Kalau lobster, udang galah atau sotong goreng tepung yang sedap dan besar tu boleh je. Hahaha.  Tapi masa kena ni, seingat aku memang takde melanggar apa-apa pantang. Jadi aku pun terfikir samada aku dah develop allergy baru sebab tahun 2008 dulu aku terpaksa senaraikan produk soya sebagai punca alahan terbaru. Kalau makan soy product boleh bertukar perangai. Seriously!!

Ok, sebelum terlebih merepek, baik sambung entri ni ke landasan yang betul. Aku pergi jumpa Dr. Yadzil untuk dapatkan ubat, macam biasa, dapat anti-histamin dan injection untuk kurangkan rasa gatal.
Gatal-nya masyaAllah hanya tuhan yang tahu, ada sekali tu aku garu punya garu sampai berdarah badan sebab gatal yang teramat sangat. (sampai air mata jantan keluar menahan sakit+gatal.. true story). 


2 kali kena injek kat tempat yang sama, sakit woo!!

Aku pergi sekali lagi jumpa Dr. Yadzil lepas selang 5 hari masih tak ok. Aku dah start la fikir bebukan. Tapi rasanya aku takde belasah mana-mana budak pun untuk tempoh setahun ni. Jadi takde sebab aku nak kena 'sembur'.  (Pembelasahan bersebab kat Kapit tu cerita lama.. hahaha).

Last-last aku pergi Klinik 1Malaysia kat Alor Gajah ni. M.A. Dia bagi Benzyl Benzoat suruh aku mandi dengan benda alah tu. Untuk bunuh segala macam bakteria, kuman, hama yang ada katanya. 

Alhamdulillah.. makin kurang dan lama-lama pun kering dan hilang.  Tapi sambil pakai ubat tu aku pergi jugak mandi Ayer Panas Gadek (kesianla sapa yang mandi dalam kolam air panas sejurus lepas aku mandi tu). Tak sampai 3 km pun dari rumah aku ni rupanya. Dan mak aku pun ada rebus air Manjakani untuk aku minum+mandi untuk buang parut dan luka.

Bila akak aku tahu aku mandi manjakani dia cakap:

"Abisla nanti semua jadi 'rapat'.. nak kencing susah"... 

Bengongkan?? Hahaha. Sebab dia mandi manjakani lepas bersalin kot? Aku tak bersalin pun dapat mandi air manjakani.. Jealous!!
(sebenarnya masa akak aku kata semua jadi 'rapat', kepala otak aku pikir susah nak berak bukan susah nak kencing.. hahahaha b.o.d.o.h!)

Tapi.. ni la result hasil usaha dan ikhtiar selama nih. 

Ada sikit lagi merah-merah tapi not that obvious kan?

Alhamdulillah, aku sebelum baik ni asyik fikir kalau tak sehat macam mana la nak mengajar. Tergaru sana tergaru sini macam gibbon je. Takkan nak M.C.? Sekolah baru je nak buka. Kang tak pasal-pasal orang dok pandang serong dengan aku ni. Asyik M.C. jer. Kan?

CikguKeAku: Tahun lepas ada beberapa orang yang tak puas hati atas kekerapan aku MC, tapi aku ambil secara positif, tak guna nak marah atau mempertahankan diri. Mungkin aku ni banyak dosa berbanding orang lain. Sebab ustazah aku pernah cakap, sakit adalah penghapus dosa. :)



Monday, December 26, 2011

Takwim Persekolah 2012 dan Cuti Berganti 2012



Pautan di bawah dari Portal Rasmi Kementerian Pelajaran Malaysia.



Sembang-sembang Kosong Down Memory Lane
Sebagai ex-guru yang mengajar di pedalaman Kapit, Sarawak, aku pasti kawan-kawan yang masih mengajar di sana sudah mula rasa resah gelisah mengenai cuti sambutan Aidilfitri walaupun secara teorinya tempoh masanya masih lama.  Mana taknya, cuti bermula 18 Ogos (Sabtu) manakala Aidilfitri jatuh pada 19 Ogos (Ahad). Dan tiada pekeliling mengenai cuti peristiwa tambahan. Perjalanan keluar dari Kapit sahaja dah makan masa sehari (kombinasi pengangkutan air-darat-udara). Dan tiket Air Asia pula berubah-ubah sepanjang masa. Tanpa keputusan rasmi, aku dapat rasakan, ramai yang akan gamble (macam dulu-dulu) dan beli tiket balik ke Semenanjung lebih awal dengan harapan incik pengetua akan mempertimbangkan.. Haha!! Teringat memori silam. (senyum sorang-sorang)
 

Jadual Pembayaran Gaji Kakitangan Awam 2012

Macam biasa, bila nak masuk 2012 dah mula rancang pasal cuti-cuti seantero Dunia Malaysia (PTPTN tak settle.. malu).  Tapi selain daripada jadual cuti sekolah, kena juga tahu Jadual Pembayaran Gaji Kakitangan Awam 2012. Supaya bajet juga boleh dibuat. Boleh download Pekeliling Rasmi Jabatan Akauntan Negara di sini atau copy jadual bawah ni:

Bulan Tarikh Hari Catatan
Januari 16.01.12 Isnin Tahun Baru Cina - 23 & 24 Jan
Februari 23.02.12 Khamis
Mac 22.03.12 Khamis
April 25.04.12 Rabu
Mei 23.05.12 Rabu Pesta Menuai - 30 & 31 Mei
Jun 25.06.12 Isnin Hari Gawai - 01 & 02 Jun
Julai 25.07.12 Rabu
Ogos 13.08.12 Isnin Hari Raya Puasa - 19 & 20 Ogo
September 25.09.12 Selasa
Oktober 22.10.12 Isnin Hari Raya Haji - 26 Okt
November 06.11.12 Selasa Deepavali– 13 Nov
Disember 18.12.12 Selasa Hari Krismas – 25 Dis

Jadi perancangan dah boleh dibuat, Tahun ni gaji naik banyak la juga sebab SBPA (Alhamdulillah).  Mudah-mudahan 2012 memberikan keselesaan dan pengalaman yang menyeronokkan.  Amin.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Ceritera Kejatuhan KFC Paling EPIC!!

(someone suggested changing the entry title to "KFC Just Give Away Their Double Zinger Burger for Every Purchase Of 55 cent bun") lol


I suggest reading the entry first before watching the video because it will be funnier. LOL

Okey. Now the drill:

KFC just announced a promo today (14th Dec) where customer could get a Zinger Combo with any purchase. YES!! With ANY purchase, even a bun!! The T&C are like the usual stuff including the oh-so-famous 'while stock last' term.

Here is the coupon:


Oh.. Don't bother printing.

The said coupon was taken down merely 4 hours after it was published. 

Resulting rages in their official FB. I won't even bother to give the link here.




Yes. I do agree the luck is on their side because of their 'while stock last' T&C. (or else some well educated customers or customer who read law will surely sue them)  But, but, for the coupon to have a 30 days expiry date (14 Dec 2011 to 15 Jan 2012). A 5-hour run then claiming out of stock is really ridiculous!! Where did they find their marketing people? A UPSR graduate?  Didn't they do any research what-so-ever?  This is like the zillions time they try to copy McD's but  this time KFC failed epically!!

It is like making an announcement that they are going to sell Double Zinger burger BUT with only 2 pieces in stock.. LOL. The marketing team FAILED!!

Maybe this is what people called KARMA (can't used that word) payback time after all the hiatus  over the kaki-ayam-kaki's youtube video (I even got kicked out from their FB wall after making a nasty comment LOL) and robbing people money on their 'oh so nicer than McD's pancake' shit advertisement.

And to say that this is just Malaysian mentality; Raging over stupidious (is that a word?) thing. I would like to say "ain't everybody wants a free lunch?".  

Besides, I do remember some times ago, there is a Starbucks buy 1 free 1 AMEX promotion. The promotion was supposed to end November this year but ended around August or September. People with AMEX had a good time and the promotion lasted at least for 6 months. When AMEX said no stock, people just took the news sportingly.

This KFC on the other hand, is BULLSHIT! Less than 24 hours. Maybe you didn't proof-read the coupon (get Zinger Combo with ANY purchase??) We know u rugi, but that is your problem.



CikguKeAku? It's not about the MONEY. It's about the PRINCIPLE.

Friday, December 9, 2011

My Homecook Breakfast vs KFC Breakfast Set


Ok.. Made breakfast.  Can't find blueberry in Tesco so used pisang instead..


Use milk instead of water = more fluffy ;)
Add a little mayo = fluffy



Tada!! The end product

Sedap yo!
fluffier than KFC, 
yummier than KFC 
.........and of course cheaper ;)



Wednesday, December 7, 2011

KFC A.M. Blueberry Pancake Platter Combo is an Insult!


 Introduction.. LOL

When we see a picture, even if it is just a sketch, we would love to imagine that it will be exactly the same in reality..

My kitchen sketch, after 2 days brain-storming session with my I.D., Alvin



My real kitchen, 80% like the sketch we agreed upon earlier, except in reality there are too many stuffs :)


 Ok. Now the real reason for this entry. 

I've just finished cleaning up my kitchen because I want to cook a hearty breakfast tomorrow morning. I seldom cook in the morning but after a devastating, heartbreaking, money-wasting incident at KFC this morning, I am so determine to prepare a better breakfast with less $$$.

Oh, Look what I found on the net!!

It looks so delicious together with that melting butter and fluffy pancakes

Owai! Although I have sworn never to eat anything that come out from KFC kitchen again after the infamous chicken-in-foot video (click here) that when viral a few months back, I decided to break my pantang when  I saw this picture and the TV commercial too many times until I couldn't resist any longer. It does look nice and filling.

BUT BOY I WAS WRONG!!


Doesn't look that delicious anymore aite?


What I received this morning was a FAILURE!! Why?
  1. The scrambled egg was just 1/2 an egg (or maybe less) put in the small container (the same container which they serve small coleslaw/mashed potato).
  2. Hash brown was 1/2 a hash brown. (Yes. They cut it too. Blurgh!)
  3. And the so called hot pancake was not a bit warm. I tried putting butter on top of it but it just won't melt (cry)
  4. The size of the pancake was almost the same of the cover of the coleslaw container (refer the real picture, then look at their imaginary picture, let say it together: F.A.I.L.U.R.E)
  5. It took me less than 5 minutes to finish them all and the saddest part was I was still hungry!! So I went to Mamak's for a lip smacking tosei (80 sen only mind you!)
It was so sad and I feel cheated, by the misleading picture, the advertisement and all. With the same value, (RM8.60) I could go to Mamak or any roadside stall or even McDonald's and feast like a king.

This is what we called Daylight Robbery misleading advertisement.

I did complain about the breakfast set (nicely) to one of the staff and fill-up the comment form but I am 100% sure no one will ever bother. (unless of course someone spit on the batter and make a youtube video out of it).  So that's it. I guess I won't be contributing any cent to them starting from now.

So my resolution, (for tomorrow at least).

I'm gonna prepare my own American style breakfast and satisfied my craving for a hot pancakes!!