Handbook of Life

Aku dapat dari e-mail. Thought of sharing :)

Yang colour biru ialah perkara-perkara yang akan aku usahakan untuk jadi sebagai priority resolusi 2012. InsyaAllah




Handbook of Life:



Health:

1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured.
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Make time for prayer.
6. Play more games.
7. Read more books than you did in 2011
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
9. Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.

Personality:

1. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
2. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control.
3. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
4. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
5. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
6. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
7. Dream more while you are awake.
8. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
9. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
10. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
11. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
12. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
13. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. 
14. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
15. Smile and laugh more.
16. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 

Society:

1. Call your family often.
2. Each day give something good to others.
3. Forgive everyone for everything.
4. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
5. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
6. What other people think of you is none of your business.
7. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch. 

 
 Life:

1. Do the right thing! Always!!
2. Always speak the truth even if it leads to your death.
3. Allah heals everything.
4. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
5. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
6. The best is yet to come.
7. When you awake up alive in the morning, thank Allah for it.
8. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

Happy 2012!!

Minda!! Sila Beri Perhatian!!

Posting kali ni agak aggresive personal sedikit. Well it happened to me so I want to blog about it. Problem?

Nota Untuk Diri

Nampaknya, surat MC dari certified doctor sahaja tidak mencukupi.
Lepas ni kalau MC dan sakit mesti ambik gambar.

Kalau cirit-birit harus amik gambar untuk bahan bukti jugak.

Nota Tamat

On the contrary, Penolong Kanan 1 sangat sangat profesional, walaupun mengetahui ada 2 orang guru yang belum menyempurnakan tugas menyiapkan perancangan strategik yang sepatutnya dihantar sebelum cuti lagi, dia just nasihatkan cikgu-cikgu tersebut supaya tahu diri yang dimaksudkan dan menghantar dengan kadar segara.

Takde pulak dia tembak "ini bukan watak seorang Guru Cemerlang (Ops!) " Kalau nak tembak boleh je kan? Talk about being professional and caring about the feeling of others.

CikguKeAku?Ada sekali aku datang sekolah jugak walaupun cirit-birit. Mengajar 10 minit pegi tandas.. macam tu la rutin nyer... end-up kelas asyik ditinggalkan dan akhirnya Penolong Kanan suh pi amik MC jugak.

Sebab apa aku mengada-ngada datang?   Mungkin aku lebih suka tersenarai dalam Top-ten list perangai pelik guru (kategori terberak dalam seluar) daripada Top-ten List Paling Banyak MC kot?

:Kemaskini: 31 Dec 2011

Memandangkan 1 hari nak Tahun Baru, aku baca balik setiap entri yang aku pernah tulis dalam blog ni.  Konon-konon sebagai mengingat semula apa yang terjadi pada diri aku dalam tempoh setahun ni. Rupa-rupanya aku pernah tulis pasal aku selalu cirit birit.

>baca sini<

Hmmm.. difikirkan semula, kesilapan aku ialah aku mempunyai perasaan malu dengan rakan sekerja bila terpaksa ambil cuti.  Sepatutnya tak perlu rasa malu kot? Sebab berdasarkan rekod, bila tiba penghujung tahun, tahula orang nak malukan kita. Ha-ha-ha.

Hm.. 'lain padang lain belalang..'

..memang tepat sekali..

CikguKeAku? Aku sentiasa doa supaya tak ditimpa sakit, tapi Tuhan lebih mengetahui. Tapi aku masih bersyukur kerana tak ditimpa penyakit-penyakit yang kronik. Alhamdulillah.

AJK Jadual: Susahnya Kerja Ni!!

Buat waktu jadual seluruh untuk sekolah warga memang memeningkan. 

Otak berkecamuk dah mula.

Nak macam mana buat keluar AJK Jadual daripada ni?

Argh!!

Cakap pun dah terabur. LOL

Kalau ada sesiapa yang komen pasal susunan jadual, siap la korang. Aku suruh korang gantikan aku dalam AJK ni. Seriously!

Nasib baik ahli-ahli lain sangat baik dan bertimbang rasa.

Macam ni la rasanya masa Jason dengan Kong Mee Yoke atur jadual dulu SMK Kapit 2 dulu kot?.  Tapi rasanya yang aku alami lebih susah sebab kena manually susun-atur aliran kelas untuk pastikan cikgu-cikgi tak terkejar-kejar bertukar dari kelas ke kelas. Masa Kapit 2 dulu senang sikit, rekabentuk futuristik (cewah) sekolah aku yang dulu membuatkan tak sampai 3 minit untuk pertukaran kelas. Jadi susun-atur aliran kelas tak pernah jadi masalah.

Hmm.. Cabaran!!!!

18 Hari Yang Menyeksakan

18 hari lepas aku berada dalam keadaan yang sangat menyeksakan jiwa raga. Aku kena skin allergy yang sangat teruk. Pergi klinik dua-tiga kali tapi Doktor masih salah diagnose. Mula-mula ingatkan gatal-gatal biasa lepas tu ingat early stage measles,  tapi dia naik syeikh jadi macam ni:

 WARNING!! Unpleasant Picture Ahead!!




 WARNING!! Unpleasant Picture Ahead!!



 
 WARNING!! Unpleasant Picture Ahead!!

Kawan aku cakap aku kena herpes sebab <masukkan kegiatan tak bermoral>.. Bangang tol!

Aku memang ada allergy, tak boleh makan geragau, shrimp dan lain-lain makanan laut yang murah. (PEACE). Hahaha macam hampeh je. Kalau lobster, udang galah atau sotong goreng tepung yang sedap dan besar tu boleh je. Hahaha.  Tapi masa kena ni, seingat aku memang takde melanggar apa-apa pantang. Jadi aku pun terfikir samada aku dah develop allergy baru sebab tahun 2008 dulu aku terpaksa senaraikan produk soya sebagai punca alahan terbaru. Kalau makan soy product boleh bertukar perangai. Seriously!!

Ok, sebelum terlebih merepek, baik sambung entri ni ke landasan yang betul. Aku pergi jumpa Dr. Yadzil untuk dapatkan ubat, macam biasa, dapat anti-histamin dan injection untuk kurangkan rasa gatal.

Gatal-nya masyaAllah hanya tuhan yang tahu, ada sekali tu aku garu punya garu sampai berdarah badan sebab gatal yang teramat sangat. (sampai air mata jantan keluar menahan sakit+gatal.. true story). 

2 kali kena injek kat tempat yang sama, sakit woo!!

Aku pergi sekali lagi jumpa Dr. Yadzil lepas selang 5 hari masih tak ok. Aku dah start la fikir bebukan. Tapi rasanya aku takde belasah mana-mana budak pun untuk tempoh setahun ni. Jadi takde sebab aku nak kena 'sembur'.  (Pembelasahan bersebab kat Kapit tu cerita lama.. hahaha).

Last-last aku pergi Klinik 1Malaysia kat Alor Gajah ni. M.A. Dia bagi Benzyl Benzoat suruh aku mandi dengan benda alah tu. Untuk bunuh segala macam bakteria, kuman, hama yang ada katanya. 

Alhamdulillah.. makin kurang dan lama-lama pun kering dan hilang.  Tapi sambil pakai ubat tu aku pergi jugak mandi Ayer Panas Gadek (kesianla sapa yang mandi dalam kolam air panas sejurus lepas aku mandi tu). Tak sampai 3 km pun dari rumah aku ni rupanya. Dan mak aku pun ada rebus air Manjakani untuk aku minum+mandi untuk buang parut dan luka.

Bila akak aku tahu aku mandi manjakani dia cakap:

"Abisla nanti semua jadi 'rapat'.. nak kencing susah"... 

Bengongkan?? Hahaha. Sebab dia mandi manjakani lepas bersalin kot? Aku tak bersalin pun dapat mandi air manjakani.. Jealous!!
(sebenarnya masa akak aku kata semua jadi 'rapat', kepala otak aku pikir susah nak berak bukan susah nak kencing.. hahahaha b.o.d.o.h!)

Tapi.. ni la result hasil usaha dan ikhtiar selama nih. 

Ada sikit lagi merah-merah tapi not that obvious kan?

Alhamdulillah, aku sebelum baik ni asyik fikir kalau tak sehat macam mana la nak mengajar. Tergaru sana tergaru sini macam gibbon je. Takkan nak M.C.? Sekolah baru je nak buka. Kang tak pasal-pasal orang dok pandang serong dengan aku ni. Asyik M.C. jer. Kan?

CikguKeAku: Tahun lepas ada beberapa orang yang tak puas hati atas kekerapan aku MC, tapi aku ambil secara positif, tak guna nak marah atau mempertahankan diri. Mungkin aku ni banyak dosa berbanding orang lain. Sebab ustazah aku pernah cakap, sakit adalah penghapus dosa. :)

Takwim Persekolah 2012 dan Cuti Berganti 2012

Pautan di bawah dari Portal Rasmi Kementerian Pelajaran Malaysia.

• Takwim Persekolahan Sesi 2012 

• Cuti Peristiwa dan Cuti Berganti 2012

Sembang-sembang Kosong Down Memory Lane

Sebagai ex-guru yang mengajar di pedalaman Kapit, Sarawak, aku pasti kawan-kawan yang masih mengajar di sana sudah mula rasa resah gelisah mengenai cuti sambutan Aidilfitri walaupun secara teorinya tempoh masanya masih lama.  Mana taknya, cuti bermula 18 Ogos (Sabtu) manakala Aidilfitri jatuh pada 19 Ogos (Ahad). Dan tiada pekeliling mengenai cuti peristiwa tambahan. Perjalanan keluar dari Kapit sahaja dah makan masa sehari (kombinasi pengangkutan air-darat-udara). Dan tiket Air Asia pula berubah-ubah sepanjang masa. Tanpa keputusan rasmi, aku dapat rasakan, ramai yang akan gamble (macam dulu-dulu) dan beli tiket balik ke Semenanjung lebih awal dengan harapan incik pengetua akan mempertimbangkan.. Haha!! Teringat memori silam. (senyum sorang-sorang)

 

Jadual Pembayaran Gaji Kakitangan Awam 2012

Macam biasa, bila nak masuk 2012 dah mula rancang pasal cuti-cuti seantero Dunia Malaysia (PTPTN tak settle.. malu).  Tapi selain daripada jadual cuti sekolah, kena juga tahu Jadual Pembayaran Gaji Kakitangan Awam 2012. Supaya bajet juga boleh dibuat. Boleh download Pekeliling Rasmi Jabatan Akauntan Negara di sini atau copy jadual bawah ni:

Bulan	Tarikh	Hari	Catatan
Januari	16.01.12	Isnin	Tahun Baru Cina - 23 & 24 Jan
Februari	23.02.12	Khamis
Mac	22.03.12	Khamis
April	25.04.12	Rabu
Mei	23.05.12	Rabu	Pesta Menuai - 30 & 31 Mei
Jun	25.06.12	Isnin	Hari Gawai - 01 & 02 Jun
Julai	25.07.12	Rabu
Ogos	13.08.12	Isnin	Hari Raya Puasa - 19 & 20 Ogo
September	25.09.12	Selasa
Oktober	22.10.12	Isnin	Hari Raya Haji - 26 Okt
November	06.11.12	Selasa	Deepavali– 13 Nov
Disember	18.12.12	Selasa	Hari Krismas – 25 Dis

Jadi perancangan dah boleh dibuat, Tahun ni gaji naik banyak la juga sebab SBPA (Alhamdulillah).  Mudah-mudahan 2012 memberikan keselesaan dan pengalaman yang menyeronokkan.  Amin.

Ceritera Kejatuhan KFC Paling EPIC!!

(someone suggested changing the entry title to "KFC Just Give Away Their Double Zinger Burger for Every Purchase Of 55 cent bun") lol


I suggest reading the entry first before watching the video because it will be funnier. LOL

Okey. Now the drill:

KFC just announced a promo today (14th Dec) where customer could get a Zinger Combo with any purchase. YES!! With ANY purchase, even a bun!! The T&C are like the usual stuff including the oh-so-famous 'while stock last' term.

Here is the coupon:

Oh.. Don't bother printing.

The said coupon was taken down merely 4 hours after it was published. 

Resulting rages in their official FB. I won't even bother to give the link here.

Yes. I do agree the luck is on their side because of their 'while stock last' T&C. (or else some well educated customers or customer who read law will surely sue them)  But, but, for the coupon to have a 30 days expiry date (14 Dec 2011 to 15 Jan 2012). A 5-hour run then claiming out of stock is really ridiculous!! Where did they find their marketing people? A UPSR graduate?  Didn't they do any research what-so-ever?  This is like the zillions time they try to copy McD's but  this time KFC failed epically!!

It is like making an announcement that they are going to sell Double Zinger burger BUT with only 2 pieces in stock.. LOL. The marketing team FAILED!!

Maybe this is what people called KARMA (can't used that word) payback time after all the hiatus  over the kaki-ayam-kaki's youtube video (I even got kicked out from their FB wall after making a nasty comment LOL) and robbing people money on their 'oh so nicer than McD's pancake' shit advertisement.

And to say that this is just Malaysian mentality; Raging over stupidious (is that a word?) thing. I would like to say "ain't everybody wants a free lunch?".  

Besides, I do remember some times ago, there is a Starbucks buy 1 free 1 AMEX promotion. The promotion was supposed to end November this year but ended around August or September. People with AMEX had a good time and the promotion lasted at least for 6 months. When AMEX said no stock, people just took the news sportingly.

This KFC on the other hand, is BULLSHIT! Less than 24 hours. Maybe you didn't proof-read the coupon (get Zinger Combo with ANY purchase??) We know u rugi, but that is your problem.

CikguKeAku? It's not about the MONEY. It's about the PRINCIPLE.

My Homecook Breakfast vs KFC Breakfast Set

Ok.. Made breakfast.  Can't find blueberry in Tesco so used pisang instead..

Use milk instead of water = more fluffy ;)

Add a little mayo = fluffy

Tada!! The end product

Sedap yo!

fluffier than KFC, 

yummier than KFC 

.........and of course cheaper ;)

KFC A.M. Blueberry Pancake Platter Combo is an Insult!

 Introduction.. LOL

When we see a picture, even if it is just a sketch, we would love to imagine that it will be exactly the same in reality..

My kitchen sketch, after 2 days brain-storming session with my I.D., Alvin

My real kitchen, 80% like the sketch we agreed upon earlier, except in reality there are too many stuffs :)

 Ok. Now the real reason for this entry. 

I've just finished cleaning up my kitchen because I want to cook a hearty breakfast tomorrow morning. I seldom cook in the morning but after a devastating, heartbreaking, money-wasting incident at KFC this morning, I am so determine to prepare a better breakfast with less $$$.

Oh, Look what I found on the net!!

It looks so delicious together with that melting butter and fluffy pancakes

Owai! Although I have sworn never to eat anything that come out from KFC kitchen again after the infamous chicken-in-foot video (click here) that when viral a few months back, I decided to break my pantang when  I saw this picture and the TV commercial too many times until I couldn't resist any longer. It does look nice and filling.

BUT BOY I WAS WRONG!!

Doesn't look that delicious anymore aite?

What I received this morning was a FAILURE!! Why?

1. The scrambled egg was just 1/2 an egg (or maybe less) put in the small container (the same container which they serve small coleslaw/mashed potato).
2. Hash brown was 1/2 a hash brown. (Yes. They cut it too. Blurgh!)
3. And the so called hot pancake was not a bit warm. I tried putting butter on top of it but it just won't melt (cry)
4. The size of the pancake was almost the same of the cover of the coleslaw container (refer the real picture, then look at their imaginary picture, let say it together: F.A.I.L.U.R.E)
5. It took me less than 5 minutes to finish them all and the saddest part was I was still hungry!! So I went to Mamak's for a lip smacking tosei (80 sen only mind you!)

It was so sad and I feel cheated, by the misleading picture, the advertisement and all. With the same value, (RM8.60) I could go to Mamak or any roadside stall or even McDonald's and feast like a king.

This is what we called Daylight Robbery misleading advertisement.

I did complain about the breakfast set (nicely) to one of the staff and fill-up the comment form but I am 100% sure no one will ever bother. (unless of course someone spit on the batter and make a youtube video out of it).  So that's it. I guess I won't be contributing any cent to them starting from now.

So my resolution, (for tomorrow at least).

I'm gonna prepare my own American style breakfast and satisfied my craving for a hot pancakes!!